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home : columnists : columnists September 15, 2014


12/9/2012 11:00:00 PM
Get ready to moan, Timmons' rhymes will make you groan

Two Cents, by Tim Timmons
ttimmons@thetimes24-7.com


Twas the night before Christmas amid all the pucker,

The agents were abuzz at F.C. Tucker

There was Peggy and Jennifer and no one was bleak

If a house is in your future then please speak to Deak

The cars were lined up without any cares

With Courtney and Monica and the gang out at Hares

Kevin's at Kahlo and Andy's at Mohr

Done with car shopping? There's politicians galore.

From Richardson to Kenley to Ditslear and Dillinger

They work hard for us all, every him, every her.

Need a TV, a stereo an ipod - don't beg.

Just pile in the car and drive to (HH) Gregg

Salt and road mess were stuck on some cars

So Renners and New Life buffed 'em like stars

Sales were outstanding at Flooring from Kinsey

And jewelry was shining at Smith's all a glitzy

From those who were hungry the food was real handy,

So let's go to Pizza King and of course to Jim Dandy

We can't forget Eddie's & Mancino's great sub

And when we're all stuffed there's Noblesville Athletic Club.

Later that night, we looked in the sky

And there was the fat man all bundled and spry

On Farmer's, on Harris, on Community banks

On Gatewood's and Chaudion and Co-Op with your tanks.

On Purkey's, on Riverwalk, on Westfield Pharmacy

On Roudebush and Moser with diamonds, spark-a-lee.

(Sorry, had to force that rhyme there!)

We can't forget Peggy of Corner Cottage fame

Or Jim with his Signs and bushy head frame

Gary's got the golf course so lively and quick

And Pat holds down Riverview in case you get sick

There's Westport and Precision and Kristi's Designs

Call Scott for your plumbing and avoid any lines.

Hamilton Memorial Park gets our respect

So do Randall and Roberts, our loved ones they get

Sheridan has Bud, his state titles and more

While Cicero has their Huskies banging on the door

It's nice to shop here and ready get set

The Times is the paper you should never forget

As the fat man rode off I heard him exclaim

Merry Christmas Hamilton County, you're the best I can name!







Two cents, which is about how much Timmons said his columns are worth, appears most Mondays in The Times. Timmons is the publisher of The Times and can be contacted at ttimmons@thetimes24-7.com.







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